Saturday, January 3, 2009

HGTV Dream Home

Bloody' Scammers!

Well I tell you I am just tired of scammers coming up with new and inventive ways to make a mess of people's lives. What I wouldn't do to be a hacker and be able to find out whom, and exactly where they are. I am so frustrated at the same 'ol shit that I would literally rip some b***s off just to prove my point. So, this guy named Kenny James (Tell me how original this name sounds), tried to get me to baby sit his daughters Sarah and Jessica. Come on Kenny! And I won't include what I wrote since there is a lot of information that the regular folk does not need, but listen to this asshole and his wonderful command of the English Language. Yes I am being sarcastic!

Hello Cherry,
Thanks for your email,i really appreciate your response to my craigslist posting.Happy New Year To You. My name is Kenny James from London in the UK. I am a 33 yrs old business man.I am into Exports of Raw Materials like Rubber,Cotton,petroleum Jelly etc. I have my warehouses in Europe and West Africa precisely Ghana.I will be coming very soon to DELAWARE in the United states before the end of January,2009. with my kids, Sarah and Jessica (3 and 5 yrs old respectively). I lost my wife in an auto crash few months ago in England and ever since,it has not been easy for me and my kids to cope without her. I do not have any plan to remarry soon because am missing my wife everyday.Although,before i get to the United States,i may have a stop over somewhere may be in Malaysia or Trinidad and Tobago to see some of my clients,but for now,i have not made up my mind on where i will like to visit between these places that i mentioned before i get to the United States.I want to know how convinient it would be to you because we may be staying in an hotel,though i dont like to stay in hotels because of my daughters but it would be good if we can have a nice apartment that would not be too far from you throughout our stay. I would try have the arrangement of where to stay done as soon as possible....I will definitely let you know where i would be living but i guess it would not be far from you.Although,i would be glad if you can help me get a place like two bedroom apartment with a reasonable rent price ($1500 to $2,000 per month),let me know . Please i want you to let me know your free times / schedule daily within a week for the 5 weeks we are spending there may be it would go with my plans in the United States.Please let me know the exact location you live.Most of the time Monday to Friday,i would not be with my kids because i have a small proposed raw materials processing factory in the UK. which will definitely go into production in some few weeks to come after my training in the United States. A company is ready to train me for 4 weeks in Delaware,though am supposed to have come earlier than this but there is a lot of works to do here in London. I want to know how much you will take for an hour.Let me know where you stay precisely,your daily routine works and available times daily between Monday -------Friday.Please i want to know little about you and your background.Do you have Kids?If yes,how many are they and how old are they?Are you married?How about your family?Do you drink?Do you smoke?Do you drive and do you have a car?Will you have enough time to take care of my kids when am not with them?Please get back as soon as possible telling me little about you.Get back as soon as possible. Regards,

Kenny James


Hello Cherry,
Thanks for your email again.Happy New Year to you and your family.I have read enough about you .I think your time frame may go with what i have in mind in term of my schedule when i come over with my kids to the United states ..You will take care of my kids Monday to Friday for four weeks. We shall come before the end of January,2009. I can only afford $15 per hour for the two kids. I have read all you said and i think you are ok for my kids. I will definitely give you a call later. I just think you are the best to take care of my daughters,though some other people have shown interest in babysitting my daughters in your city. I will pay you through my client in the United States who owes me some money. I have already informed him about my trip to the United States and he has agreed to send some money to you so that you will help me pay for my accomodation and also do some shopping for my kids prior to our arrival. I also have it in mind to pay you a week salary ahead of my coming should in case you needed some money to put things in place or you needed to buy something for yourself for the sake of our coming. I will be coming to your city but precisely cannot tell the particular area for now.Can you help me get a place that is not too far from you?Please be considerate about the rent price too,ok.I am looking at $1,500 to $2,000 for a month. My kids like cartoon,like to go beach at times but i think you are in winter now?Beach will not be necessary for now,i also take them to cinema may be twice in a month if i have time. Both of them like to watch movies on weekends,though i think i would be there on weekends to take them to cinemas.I shall come with some of their books for home works.They both dislike cold water especially during bathing . I will be coming with some soaps for bathing and washing,some chocolates and some more things they needed always.I will also be there with some food stuffs that will take them for up to 3 weeks.I will also have to come with car seats.If you are interested in taking care of my kids, send to me your full contact details. Your full names,Full address with Zip code,Telephone number,Location,Nationality. Do you have any job at all? I want to know also may be you have a bank account where you can deposit check incase if my client sends you a check.Please note: I do not need your bank account info. for any reason,ok.I only needed to know may be you have a bank account if my client sends you a check so that you would be able to cash it easily in your bank. Please get back to me with your full names and address + Telephone number if you are interested in taking care of my girls.Get back as soon as possible.
Kenny James

My cell Number + 44 703 195 4993


Hello Cherry,
Pls am so surprised about your expression towards me.Who asked for your bank info???Please can you read and understand simple english Language?Please read carefully my last email because i only said that i needed to know if you have a bank account where you can depsoit check or money orders should incase my client sends you a check.Anyway,am not happy about this development.
Kenny. (This is after I told him that I had a bank account but my lawyer did not like me giving out my information. )

Oh thanks.I do not want you anymore because you sound so insultive,ok.I will get someone else who has the moral and fear of God than you do.
Kenny (would someone please tell me what fear of God has to do with anything...wow!)

I'll post more as soon as I hear more.